so close! I was learning about Kristy running the Babysitters Club like it was the marines

I spy Strayables 😻

Teeny looking especially murdery this morning

📍 SF BAY AREA meet LUKE 🩷 Luke is a sweet 5 y/o guy who was recently surrendered when he had a urinary blockage and nearly lost his life. He's now doing GREAT - the only special care he needs is his special food, which he loves. Luke is tired of being in a cage! Adopt him!

*mental health bar fills back up* (Well, part of the way)

Soft Side spokescat Chonk reluctantly congratulates The Onion on their successful InfoWars purchase. (He attempted to get it in the bankruptcy auction, but was hampered by not understanding human currency and the fact that nip isn’t legal tender, and so was quickly outbid).

Vaccines are good. Anti-depressants are good. Modern medicine is good. Fluoride in water is safe and protects teeth.

the worm in RFK’s brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

Puff came up with the kangaroo break dance move first.

Have yuo sean the movie. Paddington 2

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Yes I wake up my parents at 2:50 am every morning bc I can. Yes I meow and run on the bed bc why the heck not! Yes I demand pets and then bite, as is the mango way. And at 3 am once I’m fed and petted, only then will I sleep for 2 hours and do it all again at 5 am!

LOOK AT HER IM CRYINH

Don’t worry. Floof is looking into the Netflix server issue. He’s got it.

im told momb get me squide just like Peepers 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💕 or ELSE

#currentcatus everyone sleeping but puff.