// i luv when ryker gets a little shy like hes actually the cutest ever

man c'mon

hah. i already have three anyway... 's probably enough. ( though it's not something he would've been upset by. but the plush works out better. ) ... grey? riiiiight. ( odd. but this guy was odd all around. ryker almost doesn't see a point in asking about it. )

'm exhausted. as usual. very annoying.

pf. yeah, i'll let you know if i ever decide i need another one. maybe i'll go visit sometime at least. ( fondly patting the head of the little plush. . . happier about it than he looks. ) not really. didn't even remember it was my birthday for like, half the day.

never... give them... my number... ( making a mental note. ☝️ )

yeah... i'll bring some treats for the cats. ( only really interested in seeing the cats, unfortunately . can't help his love for 'em . ) ... i guess . might just run to the store for some cheap cake or something . ( shrug. )

( NO ??? ) .. guess that's not a terrible idea, hah . saves me the trouble of getting ready to go out . ugh, decisions are hard .

( leaning back . he likes his personal space, thank you very much . ) ... they're all good . probably... should go with something simple . like, a small cake . uhhh . mm . do like chocolate ...

... normal. ( very lightly pushing it back in an effort to regain his personal space. ) can you cool it. too close.

.. thanks . ( leaning back, just a bit more. ) yeah, okay. i'll be... here. ( christ. does he know there's a front door? whatever, he'll just sit on the couch and wait... )

// ryker think vert is genuinely such a freak but its not the same way as Some people so it gets to stick around a little more w out too much push back

( almost surprised he uses the door, but equally grateful considering the cake is intact. staring at the cake. small smile, sitting up a little bit. ) thanks. for the cake and using the door, hah...

I miss every cat I’ve ever met

// ryker at any minor inconvenience

passed the fuck out on his couch. sleepy. 😴

... why's the front door open. WHERE ARE MY CATS?! oh my fucking god i sleep in ONCE and all hell breaks loose! fuck my life.