Guest calls: "it is very upsetting that the traffic is so hectic here, we are not happy about being late to our event." Me: *wtf* "Sorry."

"I reserved a 9am check in" no Barbra you REQUESTED a 9am check in, and count your blessings because check OUT isn't until noon.

#TGIM bring on the business travellers who actually know how the hospitality industry operates!#SoOverLeisureTravellers 🙃

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

"I won't be staying again because online it says no cancellations." "Sir, that is because you booked on a 3rd party booking engine."

"Can I call back with my credit card?" No and don't you dare show up here for your non-existent reservation when we are sold out next week.

RT of you're behind the desk this Easter

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@the_innsider Common sense ain't so common

A guest literally SHIT himself on the bed #WhyAreYouLikeThis 😩

It boggles my mind that people still don't know why we require a pre-authorization or damage deposit.

"Another hotel said I could have a room for $99" "Ok you should take that then, ours are $120" "Ok I'll book your room" #DontBluffMe 🙂

Oh btw you guys, sorry about the lack of tweets lately, these guests have been killing my brain cells 🤤

"Your pool gave my kid a rash!" That's funny Paula because weren't you and your other 5 children swimming too, and all rash free???? 🤔

My pool didn't give your asspicking child a rash.

The next person who is an entitled jerk face gets the room with suspected ants #howboutdat

"Hi is it possible to get 7 extra towels?" What the fuck do you need 7 extra towels for?? Was there a fucking tsunami in your room?? 😱

Online website where reservation was made: "We do not accept cash/debit deposits" Guest: "I was not aware of this policy" 🤦🏼‍♀️