Words I shall always stand by

Merry Christmas, darlings.

If you hear internal screaming that doesn’t belong to you, that’s just me projecting.

For goodness sake, these tan lines are ridiculous.

New York hasn’t been the same since Barney’s closed.

Apparently it’s been 11 years since I’ve been on this bloody hellsite.

My god I could vomit. trib.al/MqRHCwG?fbclid…

Children, do stop trying to raid my closet for a Halloween costume. Those Louboutins won’t fit you and aren’t meant for going on frolicking raids for candy. I mean it, unless you all want lucid dreams of Freddy Krueger modeling Calvin Klein.

I don’t watch much television, but I’ve started watching The Great and it’s quite lovely. I hope she slits all of their throats.

This wine is absolutely appalling.

Looking for a new tailor is exhausting. I have high standards for my capes.

My goodness. #MyTwitterAnniversary

It’s quiet. Too quiet.

Christmas is canceled this year. I’ll be in my bed eating premium truffles and binge watching the Good Place.

I see the world is once again in pandemonium. It never ends.

mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?

I do love a good Giuseppe Zanotti.

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