Montana muzzleloader Monday anybody? #chew #skolvikes #secretadmirer

Amanda rode me like a Harley #harleydavidson #Professional

How dusty are grandma’s vaginas #gilf #interested #cantbethatbad #pussyispussy

Eating chicken tenders is protective sex #wow #wet #nokidshere

Ur girl was on my peacock #tailisspredout #caw #goinhard

Paper or plastic ladies #yourchoice #imcoolwithanything

I prefer to drink eco-friendly beers #keeptheearthhealthy

Polypussyonme #drowning #dog #cooter #carnivore #NoNutNovember

Margot is a fucking idiot #nextofkin #wtfwhy

Fun fact: Vaginal mucus is only about 20 calories #WAP #thatsthedamnfactsfoo

When you’re so old people you go to high school with get engaged #fuckyou #getalife

Why even have a pro bowl? This is softer than my saggy tits

The ghost of Kyiv mentality right now #Ghostofkyiv #badass #COD

Shacking up w a cougar the night before opening day is ace mentality #GAMEDAY #pungtang #cougarhunter #MardiGras

Just took a shit in St. Louis. Pretty disappointing ngl. 4-10 #gocards #saddleup

Kimball is headed to regions. We beat the Eden Valley Hawks 9-1. Matt Friesen is player of the game. He fought off ball 4 with the bases loaded and a 3-0 count, got thrown out by 20 feet trying to stretch a single into a double, and got yelled at by his older brother

WTF was the revolutonary war even about then?

Fuck Rocco baldelli #toolbag #smelllikebadussy #letjoeryanpitchagain #dontdeservethecapitalb

Every kid from the Dominican Republic in the world right now. “Jes!! Go Jankees!!! Who’s your daddy now😈” #jankees #bandwagon #naylorisdaddy Andrew Cockburn

You know someone’s a virgin when you see them wasting their time magnet fishing. #pussyfishing #buyahookeroffthestreet #magnetfishinggay?