You know you left at the right time when they take and post a photo immediately after you leave the hang.

For no reason, I’m gonna try and listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers today.

“I’m gonna have them one day!” - little girl trying to convince dad to buy her this 😂

I am due for a Christine Baranski obsession.

Just checked what brand my cool fringe vest was to see if I could resell it and….

Conversation view is the worst.

Why does music at pharmacies and grocery stores always sound like it’s being played through a pillow?

Didn’t take a single nap after my booster shot. Progress.

Anyone else find peeing boring so you give yourself pee challenges? My favorite is trying to pee fast enough so my mouthwash doesn’t burn the inside of my mouth.

Chicken Soup for Moms Who Think Their Grown Ass Daughters Need to Text Them When They Get Home.

Drove to my small business today with a regular ass, open mug of coffee that says “You’ve Got This” so I’m officially that bitch.

I think land lines are beginning to self destruct.

This Sunday has Thanksgiving vibes.

Very excited for Phillies. Never excited for dudes who climb poles and chug beers.

Love is Blind (and Passive Aggressive)

Rehearsing with Carolyn Busa and nathan fielder

We all love Sandra Bullock, right?

Ever just look at a photo from 2019 and realize you fully forgot about certain people you used to be friends with? Wth pandemmy. 😫

Easiest 50€ I’ve ever made. Thanks Albie. 💋 #whitelotus