Want to find out why no one quits me?

Every “yes, Mommy” sounds sweeter in a higher register

Sure, we could go out to dinner. Or you could cook for me wearing nothing but an apron, sweating every time I hike it up a little higher

Guess what he did to earn this smile? (Wrong answers only)

Dear all femmes who want a chastity belt like Rosalía: this can be arranged

My new bondage chair is just locking you into an airline seat (economy)

Want to live vicariously through me all winter? Now's your chance to sponsor my poolside-in-a-tiny-bikini lifestyle 👙

I put him in 6” heels and now I’m watching him teetering over as he tries to re-hang the paintings on my wall

Currently video vetting a wide-eyed newbie who mewed out a “use me” so pathetic I couldn’t help but cackle in response

Admit it. You’re hooked.

What's the fastest way a sub has ever given you the ick?

He spent an hour this morning organizing my dirty lingerie by taste test. That’s what I call initiative

I liked the flowers he bought me so now he has to replace them with an identical set every week

Told him to edge for an hour. He lasted twelve minutes. Men are so optimistic

Confess: What’s the most pathetic thing you’ve begged for during a scene?

Starting the scene with a concussion test because why else would you have spoken out of turn

Mommy knows you’ve been staring at her heels, dreaming of how they would feel to wear. It’s time to stop pretending.