Someone throw a Halloween party and invite me

Clam chowder is disgusting you can’t change my mind

What is the point of playing the sims if you aren’t destroying everyone’s lives? My sim is related to everyone in sunset valley iykyk

I've never received so many prayers from atheists.

Mama there a fuckin sexist racist felon President behind uuuu

Almost that time of year again.

Anyone else have insane dreams when they’ve had a stressful week It’s beyond teeth falling out at this point my teeth literally crack to pieces rot a part in my nightmares

u ever fart and a bubble roll up and kiss u right on the cootnoot?

Do people that have had all their teeth removed still have nightmares about their teeth falling out Or do they have nightmares about their teeth coming back

As someone who’s personality revolves around the colors are pink and purple, I could never marry someone who’s favorite colors are also pink and purple. I am going to automatically assume your toothbrush, your loofa, your razor etc are all mine

The best Chinese buffets are the ones that give you like a 50% chance of food poisoning Hurts so good

The best fall flavor is apple not pumpkin you can’t change my mind

What if every time your computer asks you if you’re a robot it’s flirting with you. Like it wants to know if you got the same buttons to press ykwim

Snow is so icky I’d rather have snow than have hurricanes tho

Need me a man in construction

“Idk why people want a bigger dick” - a man

When’s everyone else moving to blue sky cmon I need my fix

For those of you that follow my Bluesky, my fish is still pregnant. Maybe she’s holding them in because I keep watching her. She’s so massive

You know what I daydream about? The apple tart coming back. Hear my pleas