Gas would be so much cheaper if Donald Trump hadn't raped children with Jeffrey Epstein

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families. (variety.com/2026/digital/n…)

Sorry but the Iranian government’s LEGO depiction of Kash Patel is fucking frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A speech to say no more speeches after Carney delivered a speech What a fucking moron

🚨MAGA Killer, Mark Carney, killed Maple MAGA this year and put Trump in a body bag on Sunday. Calling Canada's ties to the U.S. a "weakness," he laid out $51B in infrastructure + 16 FTAs across 51 countries. The most important Canadian speech in a generation officially put a

ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 I’m not sure voting for him was your mistake. A mistake is something you do by accident - it is not typically something goes against your morals and values. You voted with purpose. I don’t wish you ill because you’ve come to realize he is vile and you were willing to look past

Seems important. 😂

BNO News Now do the whitehouse

A Farce in Four Acts: 1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year. 2. Except this one. 3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby. 4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!” It hardly gets any dumber than this.

First Lady Melania Trump Even though we’re glad comedy is legal again, that doesn’t mean these late night comedians can hurt our feelings. We patriots are sensitive little flowers and we kindly ask the Jimmy Kimmel show place place proper trigger warnings before each episode and #DoBetter.

I saw Jimmy Kimmel hurt grandpa's fragile feelings again? Good. TEAM KIMMEL 🔥

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

Rep. Nancy Mace Jimmy Kimmel enjoys the same First Amendment protections you do, Psycho

I can’t stop laughing at this. 🤣

The question of socks, shoes, and tailoring all comes down to whether you know how to read formality in tailored clothing. There is no simple answer to this — people who pretend otherwise often lack a nuanced understanding of menswear. Let me show you. 🧵

The left’s almost jocular response to Rudy Giuliani's illness stands in marked contrast to the somber tone adopted by Republicans in the wake of the death of Rob Reiner.

Trump: “Iran has no navy, no anti-aircraft, no radar, no leaders, no NOTHING” Then maybe you could enlighten us why the fuck they have control over the Strait you unhinged, dementia ridden fuck.