America is underdeveloped because of stupidity but mainly racism and classism. A lot of these countries yall see the cool shit in are homogenous. They are all on the same page because everybody looks the same. Same ethnicity. They are down with the greater good. The greater good

Coming to terms with the fact that I am no longer a tenderoni. 🥲 Consider me oxtail, you gotta go low and slow to bring the best out of me.

*Me watching Mark-Paul Gosselaar kill it as Sir on Found.* “Wow, I’m so glad Zach is doing well.”

This was so good for my MadTV heart 😂😂😂

There are about to be 476 thousand tennis skirts on the yard this weekend.

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 lemme go log into Paramount +

Oh, it’s up.

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I hate this time of year because I ordered before Thanksgiving and yall over here lying to me FashionNova I needed this for Friday and yall told me last week it would be here in Saturday. 😒

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Everytime I see Ceechynaa gaining popularity on my tl I remember that she’s a man hating lesbian who likes to collect hello kitty and bratz dolls and smile to myself

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I can’t believe in the matter of three weeks, I finally got a new job, lost said job and now am having an existential career crisis because whole agency and fields of study have been weirdly discredited by uninformed idiots and the billionaires they think will save them.

This is my favorite time of whiteness.

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I am Emily. But I also don’t have to be Emily because my fucking friends would never. Keep your sad ass boyfriend home and tell him to reach out to his friends- like we did.

Even Janelle agrees…I’m so phenomenal. #WorldPride2025

Why did I order food from a restaurant on DoorDash and the restaurant canceled my order. Now it says “temporarily closed” and DoorDash said this. And every time I click “request review”, the app freezer and closes. Then someone who doesn’t speak English keeps calling me. 😐