So many staff at my school and loads of teachers on Twitter are dropping like flies with this crazy October cold and so far I feel fine. Which means I’m: ⚪️ immune ⚪️ super healthy 🔘 100% getting it in half term instead

Finally feeling human again after spending most of the half term in bed with a chest infection 🤒 I cant wait to get back into school tomorrow 👩‍🏫❤️

I'm a healthy 24 year old and I just feel permanently exhausted during the working week. I get home and basically collapse. HOW do you super men and women get home after a full day teaching and take care of a family because I can barely take care of myself 😂😂😂😂

Everyone feels good when we're kind.

Christmas crafts, nativity practice and elf visits have sent my class absolutely wild. This just about sums the last two days up 😂

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Nativity ✅ 30 reception and 22 nursery children all acted, sang and danced their socks off. Proud of every single one of them… now pass me the wine 🍷🎅🎁

I told a child I went to school a long way away from where they go to school. Her reply was ‘yes, back when you were skinny Miss Acaster’ Ermmm… back to the gym I go 🤣

This may be TMI but I can tell exactly which child in my class has had a accident💩 in their pants just from the smell… is that a talent or is that just early years 🤣

Taking some time to reflect on just how far my reception class have come so far this year. From not being able to pick up a pencil, to writing short sentences completely independently. I am so proud of them. I would like to take the credit but John Walker, Sounds-Write is amazing.

As an EYFS teacher I have a habit of putting all the weird and wonderful things the children give me in my pocket and forgetting about them… today a SNAIL came out on my washing machine 😭 must check my pockets next time 🤦🏼‍♀️

First ofsted inspection ✅ now to sleep for a week 😴

I am exhausted 😫😴

Grateful to be given the opportunity to be PE lead in my school… but my god the work load is MENTAL🤯

Retweeting this at 3.02am… wouldn’t change it for the world but the job is on your mind 24/7 🤯

I don’t break up til next week, but I know some teachers break up today. So in the spirit of solidarity, mutual respect and love, I hope you all have a shit day. Wankers.

If you’re an advisor recommending this as good practice, can I advise you give your head a wobble?

We desperately need to refurbish our EYFS garden, we can’t even afford to refill our sandpit. Myself and one of the parents are running the Gateshead 10k and great north run to be able to fund it ourselves. It shouldn’t be like this, it isn’t fair on the children.

This was my son 5 years ago… he still thinks the same about the person who introduced the phonics screening 😂 Pie Corbett Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 Mr P MBE Ashley Booth

I did my teacher training with NT SCITT 3 years ago. I wouldn’t have finished without the amazing support I reviewed throughout, especially after I broke my arm🤦🏼‍♀️ I now lead a very busy Early Years Unit in the most amazing school 🍎❤️ I would 100% recommend, they are the best!!