Accidentally left my curling iron on all day & the house did not burn down 🙏🏼

My least favorite time of year is when Arizona starts resembling the Holes movie set

Heard studies show creatine could help with memory retention so I’m about to bathe in it

the gratitude i feel after a good workout is like i won the lottery

Patiently waiting for hooded eyes to become “trendy”

If you let someone borrow something you shouldn’t have to ask for it back

Thrifted a purse today & inside there was a $20 Starbucks gift card. Almost as good as finding cash 😍

Having to pee every 5 mins when you’re hydrated seems like it kinda defeats the whole point

better is better

Okay why can I buy Covid tests on demand but I can’t buy strep tests ??? I need to swab all my future dates

exactly what a shark would say

It’s 114 out but there are still people in the sauna at my gym ???? Like go sit outside

Men who walk around frantically between sets like it’s the hardest thing they’ve ever done could never deal with period cramps

Can you join a run club without having to run

WHERE ARE THE MONSOONS ?!

Are there car deals for prime day or what

spot the difference

Tonight I taught my dad about Birken bags