crying and throwing up because it’s my 5th plate of thanksgiving leftovers

BING BONG

🎄 The NBHS Monoceras will be performing at the annual Dallas Holiday Parade at 10 a.m. on Saturday, Dec. 4. The parade can be viewed nationally at cw33.com. #prideofnewbraunfels #ournbisdstory #dallasholidayparade2021

mood

wake up, stomach hurts all day, repeat.

i like Christmas because tamales😋😋😋😋😋

why do people feel the need to scream when they’re talking on the phone on speaker

still have the Christmas tree up🤦‍♀️🤣

guys make scrambled eggs with a sprinkle of pepper and think they’re Gordon Ramsay

swiping up on stories with “did you mean to post this?” is my favorite kind of psychological warfare

i miss solving for x. i’m tired of solving for the entire greek alphabet.

girls be like “everyone wants my man” but their man doesn’t even believe in climate change

every day i fight the urge to slam my head against the wall

me being cute at prom

me being cute on a bridge

hey, i’m graduating high school today all photo credit goes to Caressa Captures!!

We did it.

I’m in NYC

We really need to improve our process for keeping track of classified documents. Yeesh.