No makeup selfie while recovering from the stomach flu, meant to seduce you into bringing me tea

Amen to that! This is why I feel skeptical of stuff like "negative energies made you sick" or "you just did that cause you're a Pisces". There's a lot of danger in that type of thinking.

I know I haven't been tweeting much lately; I've been busy looking at birds and eating family size lays barbecue flavored potato chips

Are you planning on abstaining from seeing clients/providers due to the coronavirus?

I hop around Europe a lot each summer, and I've sort of assumed it wouldn't be worth it to advertise - but maybe it would be? Other providers, do you have experience in Europe? Do you keep your rates the same? How is it?

Have a five second hip wiggle

Energy cannot be created or destroyed; physical energy and emotional energy both. Rather than allowing it to use me, I choose to put my displaced energy into creation. I choose that it will be a blessing.

In addition to my Provider survey, I now have a client one! If you've ever seen a provider, I want to ask you questions (and you can see the averaged results too). forms.gle/fYf56up2N3eCXY…

RT these surveys for science? For providers: forms.gle/j2i1bPEJLG9nt1… For clients: forms.gle/fYf56up2N3eCXY… You can see the average responses after you submit!

Every time I try to take sexy selfies for you it turns out as goofy dancing

I'm temporarily suspending appointments with new clients, and will only be seeing trusted people who have been strictly observing quarantine with no symptoms, at their personal residences. Feel free to still inquire/get screened though!

I'm quitting escorting - sort of. I'm opening up one appointment a month, for increased rates. My website isn't updated yet but will be soon. My assistant will now be answering emails weekly as opposed to daily.

Violating civil liberties is bad. Police are scary, but we already knew that, especially us sex workers. Protesting is good, looting is sad. Let's hope this begins a longer, more sensible discussion about compassionate policing (and freer laws) in every community.

I feel like everybody's ability to have nuanced, compassionate discussions has gone out the collective window and it's scary.