Waiter: "Would you like another bottle?" My mum out with her friends on a Friday night: "Oooo....shall we? " #Eurovision

Ah I see the Netherlands are following in the grand tradition of sending a bit of a dud entry because they really don’t want to have to host the thing again next year... #NED #Eurovision

YES TO WHATEVER ITALY ARE DOING RIGHT NOW #Eurovision

I mean... what can you say about Italy. No I mean it. What can you say? I knew it was my favourite country for a reason. #ITA #Eurovision

Slightly disappointing fare from Sweden this year. Considering it’s written by a Swede, performed by a Swede, and has a killer key change, I was expecting great things - but its a nej tack from me. #Eurovision #SWE

Why... why is Flo Rida here? Does this mean we could actually send Adele one year and see what happens? #Eurovision #SMR

Everyone on Twitter during the interval act #Eurovision

It’s Iceland, Italy and Malta for me. Honourable mentions to Russia, Finland and the total mindfuck that was Ukraine. Now time to imbibe several glasses of wine while we wait 16 years for the results. #Eurovision

There has been a severe lack of Måns Zelmerlöw in this year’s #Eurovision and it’s slightly upsetting to me.

Sunderland North would have declared by now. Get on with it.

I spoke to soon! The darling of Eurovision has arrived! (P.S pls sing JaJa Ding Dong)

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.