Wrinkles nose.

( &. ) . . . of oizys !

* ooc. — cancelled x.com/veiledespair/s…

He's not really good at hiding. Stares, “which one?”

“Sucks, right? Being homeschooled is way better. Plus, I get to spend time with my siblings.” Nods. x.com/vintagedeity/s…

“Jesus, fuck— You scared the shit out of me, man. Don't pop out like that, geez.” x.com/thislsyourfaul…

* ooc. — even i'm internally screaming 'fuck off' to moros

Continues to stare back. “That's usually what the bad guys say in movies,” he bluntly states, “But, yeah— sure.” x.com/tragicfates/st…

“Ha-ha.” Was this guy trying to be funny? Well, if he is— he's doing a terrible job at it. “I'm not. You're just creepy.” x.com/thislsyourfaul…

Too many gods. His 'someone's about to die' radar is blaring, and he doesn't like it.

“No. /Creepy/. Have you seen yourself?” If he gets called a 'child' one more time, he's going to punch someone in the throat. “Maybe you can start by getting my name right. It's Alistair, not Aladdin.” x.com/thislsyourfaul…

MOM, COME HOME. THE BABYSITTER IS WEIRD.

* ooc. — everytime moros says 'doom' a thunderclap can be heard from a distance

* ooc. — what a Beautiful family it would be a shame if something happened

“Ugh. Hey— Asshole!” Sprints after the other, irritation embedded on his features as he chased him. “Come back here!” x.com/thislsyourfaul…

Fuck this guy. He's not even funny. He may be little, but he's capable of kicking his ass— even if he's a god. And probably a foot taller. “Come back here, fucker!” x.com/thislsyourfaul…

Has this sudden urge to shoot himself in the face. Relatable.

* ooc. — awkward bean