I wanted to extend my gratitude towards Harbor Freight for the bargain on this absolute world class shed. Athletics MLB

Wow, back to back sell outs! It’s clear I was never the problem. For the low price of $500M you can have a minority stake in this level of success when we (maybe) move to Vegas. Athletics MLB Dave Kaval (😂🫵)

Record sell out last night. 20,000 marked in attendance! (No we won’t clarify turnstile figures. No we won’t clarify how many were season tickets rotting on SeatGeek.) Thank god we got out of Oakland so I can have the attendance I deserve. Athletics MLB Dave Kaval (lol)

Mr. Burns, a lifelong Shelbyville fan, is sold the Isotopes despite having a bad offer. He neglects the team for 20 yrs, drives fans away, never signs large player contracts. He moves the Isotopes to Vegas receiving tax dollars for campaign contributions MLB Athletics Jomboy

Steve Hill told me I’m his role model. Suffice to say he’s proving to be just as capable a businessman. Way to go Steve! Athletics MLB Dave Kaval (😂🫵)

I said, “Is there anything else I can do to tarnish the legacy of this now lifeless franchise?” Catherine Aker said “Hold my beer….” Athletics MLB Dave Kaval (🤡) Vivek Ranadivé SFGiants (thanks for making this possible)

I join the SFGiants and MLB in this thoughtful and sincere outreach to former fans of the [City] Athletics. One day we’ll know how this happened but until then we bleed Orange and Black! Catherine Aker Dave Kaval SFGATE San Francisco Chronicle Vivek Ranadivé Fake Bud Selig

I’d call it 11,000-12,000 people based off my experience. Athletics MLB

Let this be a warning to all of you, the GAP Friends and Family event is COMPULSORY who all of those employed by the [City] Athletics The children worked hard on these clothes. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MLB Dave Kaval

The children aren’t smiling because they just finished another 18-hour shift at the Gap Factory. Also please don’t choose pictures that are so flattering of my double chin. Athletics

Design team went all out on AliBabaExpress! Athletics MLB Catherine Aker

People often point out I’ve never commited and built a stadium. That’s not failure, it’s discipline. You don’t rush greatness or spend money on it. #RenderingsAreForever Dave Kaval Athletics MLBPA MLB Ken Rosenthal Jesse Rogers

The economic imbalance is a serious problem. Many of these owners have run multiple successful businesses and use that money to win. Some of us only had one dad to leech off of. Gap MLB Athletics Dave Kaval Dallas Braden MLBPA

The good news is I can just blame Sacramento, burn their reputation as a city so they don’t get an MLB team, and go grift the next place. Thank you my SacTown rubes. MLB MLBPA Vivek Ranadivé Athletics Dave Kaval

What would you say if we build a stadium on the strip where it’s 105 degrees and overrun with homeless and illegals? Athletics

I was awarded the Athletics over more qualified bids/ownership groups, am a life long SFGiants fan, and was able to sabotage the A’s over the course of 20 years while suckling on the sweet teet of revenue share. MLB MLBPA Dave Kaval ESPN Talkin’ Baseball Jomboy Media

Listen Vegas Athletics and Sac not-Athletics fans, I know this looks like I’m not serious about the future, but I just need one more wittle webuild pweaseee! P.S. Thanks for the rev share welfare. MLB MLBPA Dave Kaval Vivek Ranadivé

Fun fact: Despite all of his grandstanding, Fabian Doñate was one of the cheapest votes I bought for SB1. For a $2,000 campaign donation he came to heel like a good boy. Steve Yeager always gets an honorable mention. Dave Kaval Athletics MLB

The Athletics are literally the hottest ticket in the MLB ! No other stadium will offer you 103 degree temperatures, minimal shade, little air flow, nonexistent amenities, and such a paltry team payroll. Please come give me money. Vivek Ranadivé Dave Kaval Catherine Aker

This might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.