CALLING ALL CRYPTO TWITTER: we desperately need more AI slop accounts that cook up shitty replies to every tweet on my timeline. ASAP

$HYPE to $100

if the coin nukes and you simply buy more it makes it impossible to lose money

how would it effect the $ETH price if vitalik.eth was on epsteins island?

The year is 2050, every crypto drops by 25% in one day. BTC is trading at $700k, ETH is trading at $20k, SOL at $2k. Everyone screams "It's over" simultaneously.

casting jamaican chicken magic on cz because i'm sidelined on aster

you manipulate markets with your seemingly never-ending money, I manipulate markets via astral projection and manifestation.

twap machine online

. @plasma do something

the lion goes down with the ship

it can always be worse

can someone delete polymarket and kalshi

new business idea that's never been done before: mobile / web app wrapper for hyperliquid.