Milton W. Oldman (@misanthropod) 's Twitter Profile
Milton W. Oldman

@misanthropod

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calendar_today21-09-2012 13:15:00

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I have just finished watching the 'Barbie' film. Ahem. It's surreal, imperfect, visually jarring, hilarious, & it deserves ~50 Oscars, at least 1/3 of them for acting. Sets & writing? JESUS!! It's the weirdest pink grenade Big Hollywood's ever tried to make me swallow. Bravo.

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"You oxygen thief! You self-propelled sandbag! You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel! I nearly *died* in there!" "The instructions were written in French, Squadron Leader."

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A woman waits to cross the road in the dark. She wears a black skirt with a cut-out pattern in it. Every time a car's headlights go past, the holes glow like stars.

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For Berkeley folks: I’m not sure how far this will reach, but I’m desperate and trying everything. While I was in Japan, my beloved cat Batman snuck out on the cat sitter and hasn’t been seen since Oct 16 (!!!). If anyone has seen him, please let me know! I’m sick with worry.

For Berkeley folks: I’m not sure how far this will reach, but I’m desperate and trying everything. While I was in Japan, my beloved cat Batman snuck out on the cat sitter and hasn’t been seen since Oct 16 (!!!). If anyone has seen him, please let me know! I’m sick with worry.
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"Okay, we go in, we phosphorous-grenade their ugly orange chair and sofa cushions to seven shits, we take their records and blackmail their asses--- "What about the orange tribble, Mitch?" "Spare the tribble. Nobody hurts the tribble, y'all got that?"

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“An Oreo cream you can use in the style of kintsugi [Japanese pottery repair] for those sad times when you open a pack of Oreos and find them broken.”