Cute, Bia has a munchkin.

"What? I won't touch him." x.com/bindingforce/s…

"I swear when you squint it's like you want me too." x.com/bindingforce/s…

"Sooo. . .you want /me/ now." Oh no, she isn't leaving this conversation he smirked. "You're going to leave just when things are getting interesting?" He's enjoying this. x.com/bindingforce/s…

❝Aww, is Bia afraid of feelings? Is that the only force you can't face?. . .Love?❞ Gods he loved a good teasing. Especially now. x.com/bindingforce/s…

With a playful roll of his eyes, Hermes sighed. ❝Fine. You're safe for now.❞ He smiled mischievously. ❝But next time I won't let up so easily.~❞ Hermes added, gosh why did she have to ruin all the fun. x.com/bindingforce/s…

// HERMES: [Supress feelings with teasing.] I love my bby.~

❝Bia. . .do you actually li––. . . Never mind, consider everything forgotten.❞ For a hot second he thought the goddess might've felt something for him, but brushed it aside. Besides he's too complicated. . . x.com/bindingforce/s…

❝I know.❞ He smiled softly. ❝How are the kids? Moody? Angsty? Rebellious?❞ He's not gonna sugarcoat it, but this is exactly how he pictures her children. x.com/bindingforce/s…

❝Please, you wish.❞ His children were definitely faster. Folding his arms, his smile switched to a smirk. ❝My little rugrats are good, sometimes their a pain in my a––. . .their good.❞ x.com/bindingforce/s…

Does something cute so Bia won't hate him.

Sneezes twice, people are talking about him.

Oh no, he's spreading sickness. (Bia's right, he's an idiot)

Oh good, waves to be polite. (Hello, he's terrified of children.)

He's awake, why oh why is he awake.

PFT. HIM? IN LOVE? NO WAY. x.com/longingslove/s…

Of course not, it's complicated. x.com/longingslove/s…

He's a 'Mes now. Is fond of the new nickname.

True that is an improvement.

Sighs dramatically. He's back again.