I'm trying to remain positive and hopeful about the US election, but when I see that even though many polls put Kamala ahead, the fact that that rancid, lying, adjudicated rapist sack of shit still has millions of people supporting him makes me want to weep.

Just finished this. Has anyone read it? And if so, could someone please explain to me what the fuck it's about??

Yep, that's going to be a proper grilling.

This is just showing off, to be honest.

Sell one of your houses, get on your little boat, and fuck off.

Bit late watching the last episode of #Ludwig with David Mitchell, but I've been strictly rationing myself. What a fabulous series it's been, and a great final episode, with the joyful news that a second series is confirmed! Thank you to all involved. My perfect TV viewing!

Right, USA, for God's sake don't fuck this up. #USElection2024

First time I read this I thought fuck me this is a bit late, she's been dead for two years.

Thought: I don't believe anyone ever says "and the rest is history" without continuing "as they say." So it should be "and the rest is history, as they say, as they say." But then when everyone is saying that, it's "and the rest is history, as they say, as they say, as they say."

The real fear here isn't a Trump presidency, terrifying as that prospect certainly is, but how quickly they can oust him and get Vance into the White House.

Oh well, it was a nice planet while it lasted.

Just bought myself a Karcher pressure washer, so at least I can have a clean car as the planet goes up in fucking flames.

Feeling nostalgic about COVID? Simply go shopping at Tesco after 5pm on a Friday and experience those days of empty shelves all over again.

My 15th and probably my last Twitter anniversary! #MyXAnniversary

I'm hoping that someone who follows me also follows ash_may_bite. I was sad to see that she has blocked me, and while I have no idea why, it can only be because I have offended or annoyed her. If someone could please pass on my apology, that would be very much appreciated 🙁

Anyone following me here who's on #Bluesky, that's where I am now, so please look for me there if you want to continue seeing my inconsequential ramblings 🙂

Apparently I shouldn't be sending this to Donald J. Trump because it would upset him.

I wish I knew why 🥀✨🪶 blocked me 😕 Whatever it was, I apologize because it certainly wouldn't have been intentional.

Right, what's been happening here since I last posted in February? Anybody still here that I was following? 🙂