// That awkward moment when you realize you can't trust just about anyone's promises. "I'll always come back." Nope. "I'll never leave." Nope. "We'll always be friends." Nope. "I'll return the favor." Nope. (This isn't about any one person, it's happened way too many times.)

// I'm starting to think I get more anxiety and depression with my period. Nice. Just what I always wanted.

// I'm so tired, guys. I think I'm going to knock off early tonight. I'll be back tomorrow!

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// I am pretty sure I'm up to date on my replies. If you think I missed you, please let me know!

// First he's America's ass, now he's America's schlong.

// IT'S A REALLY NICE ONE, TOO. Wouldn't expect America's schlong to be disappointing.

// Pretty sure they all need guarding after seeing that pic....MANWE HELP US

// I can make it through almost all of the people poofing in Infinity War, but not Spiderman. I lose it with Spiderman.😭😭😭😭

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 15 Jul 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 15 Jul 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

// Well it's always nice when a hot guy follows you randomly. ☺️

I am so disgusted by this. Every single child who took part in this should be suspended or expelled. Also, Javier, you got a friend here. In fact, you have many friends. Bullies won’t win. Love you kid!