Flight gets delayed for 5 hours before finally being canceled. Rebook on an AM flight. No hotels. Spend night in airport. Travel for 28 hours. americanair : here's a $12 meal voucher

Check out this video I made with Rails to Trails Conservancy ! railstotrails.org/trailblog/2021…

Cyclists: what do you do when there's no bike rack or place to lock your bike, but you can't bring it in to the store? I just had this happen to me and I didn't know what to do! #cyclist #BikeRide #help Cannondale

Someone kindly asked me to return to twitter so HERE I AM HI BIRD PEOPLE - Miranda #help #LoveIsland <~ trending hashtag for clicks only #shameless

I learned the term “shoot the hooch” last year (an Atlanta local phrase for “tubing down the river drinking beer”) and it took me until TODAY to realize it comes from the Chattahoochee river ☠️ Shoot The Hooch #atl thankssss

Can’t decide if scared, unprepared or maybe just having anxiety

Just accidentally said “fondness make the heart grow nonsense” and somehow that feels right

Them: how was kayak camping? Me:

Graphic design is my passion.

To the internet strangers telling me I’ve gained weight or gotten fat: stop calling me fat as if it’s an insult. I’ve had a lot of low moments in the past few years, and trust me, none of them stemmed from going up a size in jeans.

My coworker just looked at his dog and said, “dogs are just wolves with Stockholm syndrome” ☠️

Haunted House, but it’s a hike that’s actually uphill both ways

Overheard at work today: “Our circle is pretty pukey” “Yeah we should get Dramamine to sponsor the show”