fishing: a good father-daughter activity

father daughter bonding activity: beat up noodle

i haven't seen my gf in like, a day,

DYSENTERY, OF ALL THINGS

sniffs the tl

where are the Cats

((y'shtola: do not bite anyone phae, gently removing her teeth from asahi's kneecap:

i'm reading up on parenthood. [ cracks knuckles ] for no particular reason at all.

presenting: cucumber i knoweth many hath seen my special porxie before, but here he is again. my therapy porxie. my dear gift, from my dear phae.

I can eat approximately five mini pretzels in one go.

OW????

cucumber is a bad porxie he giveth me fire charges INSIDE A TREE

well APPARENTLY all this time i've thought cucumber's favourite flower was the red ones from sharlayan, but it SEEMS like he just likes golden roses?????

have y'all ever had a forest miq'abob

[ holding her favourite pixies ] It was the Fuath. I swear I haven't been corrupting the pixies.

how do i BECOME FRIENDS WITH THE SMALL RED ONES

What have I been up to, you may ask? Seeing how many Imperials I can make eat SHIT.

Yes??