PM: 'we are tilting the odds in favour of the British people'. Fuck the government, fuck the "British", fuck it all. Illusions. Stay true to your instinct. Stay true to your heart. Be kind. Fuck patriarchy.

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Who probably won't be on the BBC news tonight.

Did you know dötcöde (parody) that one box of Frosties laid end-to-end covers OUR ENTIRE KITCHEN. Spend next ten mins crunching around,NOMming!

you forgot to mention, dötcöde (parody) that I also left each thief a little bag of sweets with their name written on it. Mixed messages, I know.

death, taxes, loan sharks and a huge bushel of twats.

twats twats twats.

Feeling a little "Soylent Green" after finding BEEF, and NO FRUIT, in @KelloggsUK "Apple Blast" pop tarts. Perhaps rename them "Hot Cow"?

But he did put his hand around the back of my neck and pull me towards him. But yeah, I'll restrain myself next time. :) sorry.

I think this is the best art that will ever come out of me

Just had to use nail scissors and two different kinds of knives to get into the milk. They must employ ogres to close bottles and jars.

whenever I type 'exit' now in one of my programs, I feel a bit sad.

Lorries without cargo containers attached are hilarious.

The quality of Earl Grey has great variability even within a given brand. Is this down to bergamot's prowess on the stock market?