Brilliant. Pure brilliance.

The Amazon overlord just asked if I was looking for something in calendars? Do they sell redos on 2020?

Yikes. Looks like my account was hacked. Thanks Zane Forshee for the heads up!

Made it to the beach to put my toes in sand just as tropical storm Hermine arrived. Typical.

Health care has always been about something bigger than politics: it's about the character of our country. facebook.com/barackobama/po…

Handy guide in case you needed clarification. x.com/reebok/status/…

I love a good mansplain tweet. x.com/wernerspenguin…

Man: Wow! The band sounds great today with a male bass trombone player. Me: Pity I was playing bass trombone all last year. I am female.