The Phillies forgot to take their bipolar meds

Help us Bryce Harper, you’re our only hope 🙏🏻

That is all

There was zero chance Castellanos wasn’t hitting a homer on the day I-95 died

St. Nick?!?! On Christmas in July?!?

Send trea down. Absolutely disgusting

DFA Covey. Dudes a bum

It's officially Fan Appreciation Day and Stotter gave us one of his bats to give to one of YOU! 🫶 RT to win // atmlb.com/3Zs4KSk

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How the eagles offensive line looks at me when I ask them to be disciplined on snaps

Excuse me 🤨

“Not all men-“ yeah you’re absolutely right, 6 time all-pro and future hall of famer Jason Kelce would never

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KENDRICK ON THAT SHIT???

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Don’t wanna hear ANYTHING about us not being able to beat teams above .500 Swept NL central leaders, FOH

Grok really is going off after Trump caved to Elon on H-1B Visas. 😂

Copper DeJean is just that guy

This HAS to be blasphemous on many levels. I’m not even religious, but signing a bible?

If an AI takes control when I’m raging at a section, I’m going to need a mass quantity of controllers