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1765-2007: Cigarettes lit, smoked and discarded in the bar. It doesn’t burn down. 1939-1945: Luftwaffe rains incendiary bombs on the West Midlands. It doesn’t burn down. July 2023: It sells to property developers. August 2023: The Crooked House burns down. And is demolished.

A PM who spends more than the annual state pension on a meal may be a tad out of touch.

I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things. TERRY PRATCHETT

Brazil's northernmost point is closer to every country in the Americas than it is to Brazil's southernmost point

Don't let people forget. The French government has repeatedly offered to build a refugee processing centre for the UK in France, they have offered to help fund it and to allow British immigration staff to work there. It would instantly solve the "boats" problem The UK refused.

I mean, really? An old law of journalism: when there’s a question-mark in the headline, the answer is invariably ‘no’

The story of The UK

it doesn’t feel like rishi sunak is prime minister. it doesn’t feel like anyone is prime minister. just feels like a tv has been wheeled into the classroom

It’s not possible to replicate the Abbey Road album cover since the crossing was moved a few metres north in the early seventies.

Come watch BRAIN APE and The Kid and I live this Monday at the Temple of Art and Music Tickets xx bit.ly/TheBiggerKidAn…

China’s CO2 emissions for the last eight years are greater than the UK’s emissions since 1750.

To those who are pleased HS2 has been cancelled in favour of improving local trains, I say the following… The ***ENTIRE POINT*** of HS2 was to free up space on the Victorian network ***SPECIFICALLY*** in order to improve local trains!!!

Oh my. The positioning of that microphone……

Literally just dropped one of the most evil conference speeches in recent history then went outside and stood on a guide dog

One in eight Britons think it is acceptable to have carpet in a bathroom.