On the plus side for Mrs.May: 48 fewer Xmas cards to do.

I never tweet.. but I saw this and thought if you Papps! ⁦John Papanastasiou⁩

Bank holiday fun - making our way through the cocktail menu Natalia Miyar

Maxi loving the gingerbread daiquiri's... Like his mum Natalia Miyar

Hitler reacts to the news that Brian O'Driscoll has been dropped from the Lions Team. youtu.be/Deg1bQt1rzQ

If you are boarding a plane today and someone tries to give you a free Mail (a trick to allow lies re circulation figs btw) tear it up

Appropriate street art response of the day

Twenty-five years on Manchester City's global family remembers the 96. #YNWA

Woken up and want to do something good today? Text STEPHEN to 70500 to give £5 for Stephen's Story (100% comes to us) #stephensstory

Not only did you help #stephensstory reach his target, you've helped him smash it! £2 million justgiving.com/stephen-sutton…

Rudest employee award to this young lady. A polite question got a very sarcastic and rude response British Airways

Congratulations to AFC Wimbledon that was a proper cup tie #TheBeastvsCaptainMarvel !