Has anyone watched The Magicians? Ep 13, first 15 min=Trump's world #TheMagicians Netflix

Shows/movies about magic always end up being so disappointing, b/c you always pay a price for using it. It sucks. #TheMagicians

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Lost a follower on instagram today. Eating my feelings #LifeIsUnfair #Goingtowritesadpoems

Trump has postponed his trip to the U.K. due to low support. So, I guess no visits to the U.S. either?

donald trump has been president for 3 years and beyonce has been pregnant for 8 years

Every one of the new Ken Dolls is a different bartender who has ignored me

Matt Murdock didn't take off his shirt A SINGLE TIME in the Defenders I SAT THRU OL RICHIE RAMENHEAD IRON FIST CRYING FOR 8 HOURS FOR WHAT

They are VERY liberal with the word "comedy" on Netflix

When the waiter tells you your card was declined at a group dinner x.com/ammazing_/stat…

I really can't wait to have kids so I can ground them when they do things they shouldn't do. But hopefully for nothing too bad 🤞🏼

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