My MP in name only…..#ToriesOut

It's not true that bills are soaring due to the war in Ukraine pushing up wholesale energy prices. The war has had a big effect - especially on wholesale gas prices. But the price of crude oil is now very close to where it was before the war began:

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🦉 Happy birthday to us! 155 years ago today, a meeting was held at the Adelphi Hotel to officially form a football section of the Sheffield Wednesday Cricket Club WAWAW 🔵⚪️

How different it could of been

A caller on Radio 4 just described Liz Truss as “all fart and no shit”

Glad this is getting exposure on the BBC!

Wonderful matinee in Newcastle with Jonathan Sayer and Henry Lewis in the Mind Mangler! Get yourselves there. Never stopped laughing!

Why has BBC Springwatch stopped having Nick Miller on each week? It was always a highlight! 😃😃

⁦@LidlGB⁩ look at the difference in size of these….one only has one bar in and it has come straight out of the box! Can I get a replacement? 😁

Please help reunite this little one with their owner…..I know how distraught I would have been if I had lost my cuddly toy. 😭😭

When someone said Greenpeace were on my house I said Downing street? They said no, so I said Chequers? They said no, so I said my Kensington mews house? They said no, so I said my apartment in South Kensington? They said no, so I said not my Santa Monica penthouse? They said no..

My mum says to me if we are walking together “Put your leg in bed” which means to link my arm with hers. She got in from her mum (hailed from Manchester but living in Blackpool) and now I say it to my kids!

No comment needed! #SWFC

Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers. A thread, for #RantyTuesday.

Up the top of the league owls!

Where is Paddy O'Connell ?? Is he on holiday?

Whamageddon is over for me now!!! 😩😩Paddy O'Connell

Kingfisher is Chatty Death! #maskedsingeruk

Annabelle Croft is Spag Bol #maskedsinger