“Open up! We have reason to believe you plan to watch fireworks on a hill”

That, was fucking freezing

Luke littler really has lost his head

Thinking about New Years Eve 2020 when we had a Captain Tom Moore drone display. Truly peak insanity…

Any knifings in London yet?

Rhinestone Cowboy

Honestly, there will never be a better song and the proper video for it is unreal

Good night, enjoy perfection 👌 youtu.be/rNYVJtKaU9g?si…

Spurs are going down, chelsea are still fucking boring and the piss drinkers are still shit at rugby. I'm gonna watch yellowstone and neck 8 percenters

Trumpet at the football today, we could of been 12 nil up and I'd still have had the hump. That's something that can fuck so far off. Cunts

Sack the cunt in the tunnel

What pubs for Everton away this Saturday? #cfc

Straighteners have been offered, whilst on the train more to follow

Absolute animal and will kill someone. Love watching him

Wow

Rose West?

Your mum nips to b&q in her overalls

Cucurella bringing out David Luiz is a nice touch 👌

This ref is a fucking spastic, no consistency what so ever

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