-- his arm around her side and hauling her against him in an extremely rude violation of personal space. "Tell me more." @YokaiDensetsu

"Oh, I can feel the love showering over me. Even from complete strangers."

-- perfect together. Plus - he owns a sweet pair of pants. I used to have a pair just like 'em." @YokaiDensetsu

"No one seems to have a sense of humor anymore."

" ... That may be the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me. We're the bestest of friends now."

-- animal kingdom who often devour larger prey - and caught - and swallowed - @YokaiDensetsu's fist.

"Can't stand? Well, what a coincidence! I found a nice, big, pointy, rusty, dirty railroad spike for you to sit on."

-- should wash your hands more often. I think I could taste residue from the last ass you stuck your fingers in. Not sure." @YokaiDensetsu

"So you think I'm super special, too? Oh, joy!"

" ... "

" ... Something smells like chicken."

"Maybe it's a chicken."

"Or something that just smells like chicken."

Sniff. Sniff. " ... Gunpowder. A huntress lurks nearby!"