No you won’t

Watching a middle aged quirky lady grow her own flax, spin and weave her own linen so she can make a dress and you already know that dress is gonna be fugly af 😭

Doing a cleanse (only drinking tequila soda at the bar)

This is a smear campaign

I love Salem

Marge Simpson ass

I wanna be the kinda guy whose friend’s go “ uh oh here comes trouble!” when he walks in a room

What comes after Wasian girl winter

A witness just sent me a photo of Chappell Roan attacking a child in Brazil

I’d play a resident evil based in Springfield

Returned to my gym after a months long hiatus to find my locker zip tied and all my gear gone 😭 this is like that part in a JRPG where the party loses all of their equipment

Really easy if you went to art school

Alex is gone for a few days so now I can kickback and binge watch my favorite show: Entourage