This reminds me of that time Nyandarua farmers were on the news complaining about low demand for their cabbages that they had to feed them to cows. Ati ilifika point ng’ombe zinaskia wheelbarrow ya mboga ikishuka zinajifanya zimelala 😭🤣

Hii ata si weather for two, labda tukue wasita

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??” BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

🤷

Michael Jackson had the entire country fired up and divided after dropping “They Don’t Care About Us.

Attaching this to job applications when they ask for a cover letter

Mungu baba, hii baridi ni mbaya. Mercedes Benz iko na heated seats tafadhali 🤲🏽

"And have 2 slices of pineapples. That’s an order"

Me during coitus:

Me in 2 strokes in after promising her ntamkunja kama hongo

i have a song recommendation for you

how listening to human nature feels

That prime camp mulla and Elani KE music era >>>>>>> The two were so so so good 😮‍💨.

This statement is written in English but sounds swahilish

kitu imetingika ni kichwa yangu in disbelief

our childhood was soo cooked....nilimea nikijua Micheal Jackson alidedi juu alijaribu kutoka illuminati shetani akammada live live😭😂

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve