*after playfighting* Minho: I win. Chan: ....but you're the one pinned on the floor? Minho: Yes, I know.

One of Minho's friends from Gimpo: Oooh so you and Bang Chan are together? Lemme guess, did the dance leader captivate the group leader's heart? Minho: No. Minho: No he just gave his heart to me. Minho: Unprompted. Minho: He wouldn't let me give it back.

Chan: I'm a big fan of pizza. Minho: Me too. Chan: That's great! We should totally make out or get married or something-

Jisung: You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for... Times New Ramen. Chan: I just texted that to Minho and he got so mad at me he sent me an audio recording of him yelling.

Minho: The term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide.

Minho, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Chan: Tea. Minho: Wrong! It's coffee.

Changbin: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Minho hyung finally snaps and commits m*rder? Chan: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

Chan: Is five a lot of followers? Minho: Depends on the context. Minho: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers. Minho: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

Minho: I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Bitch, I'm a sign from god. Start running.

Chan: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Minho: They do. Chan: ...why did you say that with such certainty?

Chan: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm coming down with something. Changbin: Oh, I know what you've got- the L word. Jisung: Yeah, leprosy! Changbin: No, Jisung, no. It's 4 letters, starts with L, ends with E. Jisung: Aha! Lice.

Chan: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Minho: *Pauses and sighs dramatically* Minho: I k*lled a guy. *Both burst into laughter*

Chan: You have to apologize to them, Min. Minho: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person, and that is NOT the man you fell in love with!

Chan: Stop staring at my ass. Minho: That’s OUR ass.

Chan: Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don’t have to share.

Chan: I hugged my boyfriend Minho for too long to annoy him and he said "unhand me". Chan: Like damn of course, right away your majesty.