good morning gooners

the people who say eating healthy is too expensive are the same people spending $10 on a bag of cool ranch Doritos 😭

I’m in my beach boys and muffin baking era

I love a damn nutrigrain bar!!!

people love saying “cognitive dissonance” all of a sudden

my dildo changed my life

I want to wake up in an alternate timeline where I’m a teenager living in Seattle in the 90s

Life would be so much better if there were more hot gingers walking around

idk if anyone else cares about this but I absolutely hate how Netflix takes random stills from each movie and puts the title on it as the thumbnail rather than the actual movie poster it’s so fucking ugly

If you are mean to people solely bc you think they’re ugly I truly believe that you deserve eternal suffering

do yall think Thomas Jefferson’s wife gave him a bj after he signed the Declaration of Independence

I hate when other cars are on the road at the same time as me 🙄 go home!!

cute…

Guys aren’t flirty anymore