The feminine urge to fake your death and run away from everyone and everything you know

2022 is the year I become a feral swamp witch and stop participating in society.

sundays are cool, entire day just for fighting demons and losing

RIP Anne Rice one of the all-time horniest

Gilt. Probably my last personal illustration of 2021.

I’m not a Gemini I just have ADHD

Me: I have a headache. WebMD: and it will be your last.

This is why I have no retirement plan. We’re probably going to be living in Mad Max.

Ok what do you eat when you’re nauseous from not eating??? Everything sounds so gross to me rn.

Time for my daily morning anxiety cocktail of nicotine, caffeine and vyvanse 👍

secret bear business

I want to wear a pocket watch with a chain except it’s not a watch it’s a Tomagatchi.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

you need to be hobbit-maxxing. you should be eating big breakfasts and making dramatic exits from parties. you need to be growing potatoes and drinking ale. you need to be smoking with wizards

I’d live there forever actually

It’s dangerous for me to have more than one Red Bull in my possession. It takes everything in me not to just overdose on caffeine.

i don’t think i can ibuprofen my way out of this one