Please how do I learn the harmonica without annoying the entire household

Pre Christmas blood donation treat HOHOHOBOY

I am quite possibly the least festive person I know however I am currently wrapping presents with Christmas music on

In other news why would anyone willingly partake in whamageddon and deny themselves an absolute banger

Things that were said to me at the works Christmas party “you look like a festive morticia” “wow you’re a goth Jessica rabbit” “I’m surprised, you actually scrub up alright don’t you” 🥲👌🏼

Cute cosy evening 🥰 I absolutely adore a brass band at Christmas

Deep conversations over dessert with my11 year old nephew “do you think you’ll EVER get married auntie?” Thanks for the thoughts of impending doom kid 🌚

Not even watched this season properly and I know they’re the two most boring people that could have won bye

I can tell you now after I’ve spent so long on this not one dog will put their face in this window throughout feb

Goodbye

Anyway on playing this game for less than 30 minutes I’ve decided they all died and they’re in some weird afterlife ok

Never liked Charlotte Flair but I can respect a woman who rhinestones her knee brace

Thanks for the reusable tote bag Ann summers can’t wait to use this for my weekly Tesco shop xox

I have a little tradition where I always take myself to the aquarium on Valentine’s Day and it just so happened it was during the animal crossing take over this year so I had a valentine after all 💖

I’m on day three of a migraine and I’m ready to launch myself into oblivion

Ticketmaster is an absolute joke 🥹

I have a makeup trial for my friends wedding tomorrow and it could not come at a worst time because I ✨cannot stop crying✨the makeup artist is going to hate me 🥹

There is truly no time where Come on Eileen will not lift your mood instantly

Things I wish I could buy that don’t exist

Anyway I’m in the airport going through security and I forget my nephew wanted us to wear our Disney ears and when the man asked me to take my ears off I looked at him confused and showed him my ear lobes I need sleep thank u