taxi driver in Italy is my new standard

unfortunately i did say this

Every bitch whose mom purchased I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is now mentally unstable… I don’t make the rules

A picture of mental disorder

Why did she say that…

the other day I shook my pants out in the Urban fitting room and a cheese stick fell out of them

thinking about May 2022 when I went to the ER cuz my throat closed, then I got covid, then I broke my toe from falling down the stairs, then I fainted from iud insertion, then I got dumped by a celebrity chef, then I got a yeast infection, and then I got ghosted 💜

I am in the Times today :) nytimes.com/2023/08/26/sty…

Micaela Macagnone '20 publishes a piece in The New York Times. nytimes.com/2023/08/26/sty…

Congratulations to Micaela Macagnone, MFA Creative Writing City College of NY CCNY MFA IN CREATIVE WRITING student on publishing her story in the The New York Times nytimes.com/2023/08/26/sty…

he’s 19

micaela macagnone please 🙏

eric adams, clutching a doll for some reason, in a few hours: New York City has always been known as the city that is earthquake tough. And that’s why i’ve deployed 100,000 police officers to kiss each of you on the lips today

if I could just talk to gabor maté for ten minutes……

Garfield has a father wound and disordered eating, this guy is so me fr

I see Obama every time I take a melatonin

my gay male roommate’s draft of a breakup text