everytime i see fuckass kylie jenner i want my boobs done

AMERICANS ARE ALWAYS SAYING SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE SOPHMORE AND WISCONSIN

Thank you Manchester City 💙

And for the men, perhaps therapy

Are people aware that when you talk to someone on the phone via your car speakers everyone within a 250 foot radius can hear the person you're talking to with incredible clarity lmao

Me deciding what to wear on stage every night

My performances

I’d love to see any American walk for an hour

hahahahahahahaha what the fuck was that hahahahahahahaha

We are City. ✊ 🩵 2-1 🔴 OKX

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

last in my bloodline to have a cherry ice

waaaaahhhhh i’m 70 years old i deserve nearly a million quid for being old as fuck waaahhhhhhhh

went from bad bunny to jacob elordi… this is the greed they talk about

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.