Three reasons why my life is great:

Goodnight my CRAZIES. As artists, we’re our own biggest critics. But somewhere, somebody’s always enjoying something we’ve created.

When the kids are both eagerly competing in a chore war before church...

I love #dragonprince. I could say more but then I’d probably say too much and that’s not what Twitter is for so just watch the show 😜

“I smell the Bird I want to eat, but it is in the Big Scary Water.”

Two supposedly moderate GA churches wouldn't let me speak there because they were afraid to alienate their Trump supporters. Their Jesus supporters, they're fine alienating. Church, this is why people are leaving you: not because of what you say now, but because of your silence.

I think the story of Jesus has a message for anyone who complains there are no “good” candidates: We humans eliminate messengers of Good, because that message challenges us to step outside our comfortable echo chambers and treat others as if they have God in them. #LentThought

I’m not really one for wear-a-certain-thing/color holidays, but I’d probably buy a shirt that says in sparkly green letters “pinch me to lose a limb or organ” or something like that

What if those running against the current president teamed up now - if all the democrats said if they won they’d have Weld as VP & if he said that if he won then the VP would be the winner of the democratic primary? What if everyone said that both parties can do better together?

Honestly, Anne vs. Mosquito went about as you’d expect Cat vs. Mosquito to go, just with a wad of toilet paper and significantly less gracefulness. Spoiler alert: the mosquito dies in both.

Someone is wearing enough cologne to fill the entire coffee shop. Now, I don’t like the smell of coffee (I’m here for tea) but I still wouldn’t deprive other people of it 😜

My disneyemoji score tells me it’s time to watch Sense8 again.

I want to explain what we're talking about when we say that transgender people need anti-discrimination protections in health care. Because I think some of you really don't understand what this means, or might perceive our reaction as dramatic. But it's not. 🧵👇🏼

I'm a finalist in Cal Lutheran SOM's PRiME Competition: My research is about a savings product that motivates new savers. Anything I win, I'll use to support my research (after an ice cream w/family). Please vote & share! Thank you! #CalLutheranSOM #clusom callutheran.edu/management/pri…