he did this in front of the hoes and they loved it. this man was unstoppable.

can we just change the date i like australia and want to celebrate it without being a racist

I know it's a big news day, but incase you missed it, a group of AI's have started their own social media website and made it end to end encrypted so humans aren't allowed to read what they're saying about us. seems bad

uni friendships:

There are only 12 podcast guests in the uk and they have been in permanent rotation since 2015.

Most British coded song by an American

Yall deadass don’t eat real food

because it is. yall were just eating tubs of cheesecakes last week

someone is gonna fucking pay for this

i am

it’s on slack bro. it’s in the drive. i just put it in the notion bro i literally sent it to you on teams. did you check the airtable bro? it’s in the box bro. it’s single sign on, it’s on okta bro. no you need the yubikey. check your deel bro, it’s on gusto. check outlook bro

Some people will never understand the Queensland urge to go barefoot down the shops

How this bank holiday weekend feels for us 9-5ers

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

I pray you experience this at least once in your life.

Having hobbies as an adult is wild. You’ll get emotionally demolished at work and then be like “Anyway, I’m off to swimming class at 6:30 pm”

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

Doing a calorie deficit and regular cardio in the big year 2026

are you fucking him omg