“It’s not you, it’s me” Ofc it’s you, idiot!

Omo. Everybody just dey lament. Online oh, offline oh, at home, at work, outside oh, inside oh, lamentations left and right fgs😭

Me at 3AM wondering how I'm going to change my means of transport from LEG to GLE

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

Ngl bundles would heal me rn, money bundles or hair bundles.

If Macaroni quiet for 100 years, e reach to. Him sef don over try

finally made it to the weekend after fighting for my life the whole week

as a nigerian in nigeria❤️

Last Easter as a broke woman.

Begging a man for anything actually.

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow!

Sometimes as a woman you don't understand whether you are hormonally sad, menstrually sad, ovulationally sad, seasonally sad or actually sad

nothing bores me more than spending girl money on non-girly things like why am buying an adaptor?

“Let’s see who will marry you” me self dey curious😂

When you listening to a song and it turns out to be the song you been looking for but never knew the name of it.

and that’s fine

"Be contented with what you have" Wetin I have ?

Dudes would rather let a marriage fail than buy some flowers😭😭😭

“Your collarbones are showing” Leave ham,I be model.

me after I read the message 5 times and still don't know what to reply😭…..