@AdamMillerOffic Is it true they don't let you in museums because you're so hot you'll melt the artwork?

New promotion: Pizza Hut offering any pizza for just $10. I asked for one topped in $20 bills. They wouldn't sell it to me.

Submitted my first ever real job application and trash talked a Nobel laureate today #hesallgrownsup

Hey, @AdamMillerOffic Is it true they don't let you in Iowa because you're so hot you'll pop all the corn?

My dentist said I'll lose my teeth if I don't start flossing. I'd find that advice useful-except for you don't need teeth to eat milkshakes.

Super pumped for the next time I'm on a plane and someone gets sick and they ask for a doctor. Even if I can't really help...

Today I ate 48 chicken wings, did 51 one sit-ups and I only threw up once! #100things

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