this is actually so insane

they’re looking at her like she’s crazy, but it’s clear she has potential. she’s just doing too much and picked an unserious song, but the talent is there. simon cowell wipe that dumb fucking look off ur fugly face, and let’s here u sing for once.

im going to italy on tuesday and its like no one even gafs

well the men made the war. the day science advances where women can procreate without men, then maybe i’ll consider being pro life. a bunch of stupid idiotic fuck ups i swear to god. you’ve never been drafted!!!! i fucking wish u were tho

guys i’m dead ass in italy rn😂

i bring a sort of affirming-all-the-“all-americans-are-rlly-fucking-stupid”-stereotypes vibe to this foreign country i’m visiting

“the Spotify student bundle used to include Hulu & Showtime just for $4.99”

hawk a mile in these tuahboutins

im literally not even trying to be mean or sound dumb, but is this real or is it like Lonely Island kind of music? i’m being fr i have never heard this song before or seen these people… idek which one is Bear and which is Bailey

these boots were made for hawking, and that’s just what they’ll tuah

is this real plz don’t play w me right now

i feel like a cave man trying to make fire when i trouble shoot trying to get my broken v*pe to work (and by “trouble shoot” i do mean blow on it and slam it around)

My grand father made his wealth from a contest mr. beast held

Ok first of all, those are his friends

Generation of lazy free loaders I stg

Stop talking about the northern lights I’m so bitter I missed it

WHAT?!?!!? 🤯🤯🤯🤯I’m honestly speechless

I’m single handedly the coolest thing about nyc