i love how daylight savings boldly asks the question: "what if things were worse for no reason?"

Joe Biden got Republicans to willingly dress up like garbage. His presidency will never get the credit it deserves.

My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive

[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a third Duran

Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild. At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said “did ya put some gas in it?” And the other guy patted the cart and said “yep, filled ‘er up for ya” and they had a good little chuckle together

he looks just like her

Our selves or like out?

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

gyatts like us, baby we were born to rizz

Only caring about the homeless when you need their vote….to marginalize them even more. Republicans are the scum of the earth.

Never ceases to amaze me how many folks who’ve heard RATM are in Paul Ryan mode, having literally ZERO understanding of anything that band was about and even less understanding where any of us might stand on contemporary issues. Recently was talking to a couple at a restaurant

This should be me. Dancing in a bikini. No recession. Working in a coffee shop and still making rent.

Why does it feel like the whole country is waiting for a STD test result?

remember when she asked him why he thinks its okay to call women fat pigs and he responded by saying she was on her period x.com/CBSEveningNews…

this man got impeached twice AND arrested and he’s still in our face running for president. and people are still voting for him. shit is actually crazy lol

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

So then the Democrats plan next election is to encourage their voters to root against the health, safety, and prosperity of other Americans.