Just overheard a guy at the post office walk up to the counter and say “hey so I’ve never sent mail before”

got off the train, gave frankie his coins, took criticisms on his chest, wants to donate the winnings to a special need charity, and now they’re all against him 💔the king of the series #Thetraitors

Tesco: “£2.99 please.” Me: “I don’t have a clubcard.” Tesco:

i hope this email fucks your outie at the ortbo

the door getting called up as an easter egg

Worth staying up until 1am just to hear Taylor’s sourdough puns. 😭😭😭 I love her sm

Being a Taylor Swift fan.

Love the level that everyone is talking about Taylor Swift right now. Can we all agree to keep it up thanks because this is legit the inside of my mind 24/7.

Father Figure on repeatttt #tsthelifeofashowgirl

Taylor saying she hopes those feelings bleed into the music. This bridge is so beautiful. (I do think she’s a bad bitch though because every photo I’ve seen of this era is🔥!) 🧡 #tsthelifeofashowgirl

Obsessed #tsthelifeofashowgirl on repeaaaaat. 🫶🏻

“But you say it like you’re in awe of me” 🫶🏻🍯 Honey slapssss. So happy for my close, personal friend, Taylor Swift. #tsthelifeofashowgirl

The Starbucks I’m working at playing Mr perfectly fine, Bad Blood, The Fate of Ophelia, Shake it off and now Wonderland one after the other.

🚨#BREAKING: A scientist who discovered a new species of butterfly has named it after Iryna Zarutska to ensure "she is never forgotten." The scientist said, "Her name will be forever immortalized as a butterfly..." The butterfly is called "Iryna's Azure."

taylor swift truly sucks at being a big bad greedy billionaire because that eras tour live album would change the definition of chart success and sales records

Still howling at Roxy putting herself forward for “Most Likeable” in the mission and getting tumbleweed. 🤣💀 #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

Buys McDonald's UK Friends meal get home - no Friends toy. 🥲 womp womp