Jeeeeesus

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart

he haven’t asked me to be his leprechaun for St Patrick’s Day yet..

Me on that Delta flight texting my best friend: “Girl why my plane upside down?”

this the type of a ngga u let fck on accident cuz he a vibe

The person who made the community note sitting there like

everyone wanna be mean to me but no one wanna die

Kill 'em with kindness Kill 'em

my friend said she can’t hangout this week bc she just gave birth??? you’ve known the baby 1 day and me 12 years but ok

i like when spongebob calls him “gare bear” 🐌

and it's been SEARED in my lexicon ever since. a foundational text

ㅤ

patrick is such a vibe. i wonder how often he grills

seeing my friends use vapes with the little screens on them

the type of selfie moms take with their newborns in the delivery room

One of my guy friends came out to me as bi🥹🥹 we’re going to SF Pride next weekend im so excited