i feel so ugly after reacting off of anger. That's why i just dead a lot of situations and keep my distance.

Me from Me on a Mon to Fri Saturday night

i want him but then i don’t

I don’t like texting people cos I’m a great conversationalist and people often think it’s cos I’m in love or something 😭😭😭

laying in bed hearing all the posters i put up an hour ago fall right off the wall

Am I the only one who pretend not to notice when a friend is being moody, especially in a social setting I’m not about to allow you to ruin our vibe pls

I have no desire to prove to a man i’m the better option...go be confused somewhere else

ik there's so much more in the world than finding a man but god i really wanna experience true love and spend my entire life with my person

Ngl weather like this was meant for REAL bed rotters like me. I’m enjoying this.

Call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can.

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLEASE

when did everybody learn all the genres of dogs. was it at school? was I sick that day

It's never ok to put salt around the rim of my drink

Part of having a big vocabulary is using words you don’t exactly know the definition of but for some reason you know you’re using it right

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Niggas think you wanna use them for shit you do on a regular Tuesday with your friends

on my way to contribute to the you me and tuscany global box office

Sorry I’m late. I was trying to open one of those plastic bags in the produce section at the grocery store.

when I see another person with my name :